victoria's secret

So, you probably shouldn't read this.  Just saying.  I make no claims about quality.  I wrote and posted this anonymously more than a year ago as part of some bandom porn meme, and I'm only owning up to it and reposting it now (cleaned up, of course) for housekeeping reasons.  It's, um.  850 words.  Pete/Patrick.  nc17.  Ladies' underthings.  At your own risk, etc.


( blah blah blah panties )